reflections through a spastic mirror

sweet.

2006-01-30T23:11:58Z

guess who's permitted to drive in virginia (and other states?) that's right, the kid that will probably end up running you off the road someday.

Late Night Quickie Procrastination Update

2006-01-18T06:27:47Z

1) I got a webshots.

2) I worked on the song that's due on friday.

3) It totally owns.

4) I learned how to play bass (good)

4.5) Again

5) Roscoe is snoring.

6) I have some work to do.

Forgot how to make a cut, eh?

2006-01-05T07:44:54Z

Open iTunes to answer the following.
Go to your library.
Answer, no matter how embarrasing it is.

How many songs: 996

Sort by song title
First Song: (I’ve Been) Searchin’ So Long - Chicago
Last Song: You Still Want Me – The Kinks

Sort them for Time-

Shortest Song: The Blue Nun – The Beastie Boys (0:32)
Longest Song: Liberation – Chicago (14:39)

Sort by artist

First Artist: AC/DC
Last Artist: The Who

Sort by album

First Album: A Hard Day’s Night – The Beatles
Last Album: Yellow Submarine – The Beatles

Top Ten Most Played Songs

1. Get It Together – Beastie Boys (210)
2. Lynyrd Skynyrd – Mississippi Kid (197)
3. Life Saver – Chicago (163)
4. Rats and Rats and Rats for Candy – Blood Brothers (154)
5. Chemical Calisthenics – Blackalicious (150)
6. Alabama Song – The Doors (141)
7. Lynyrd Skynyrd – Free Bird (137)
8. Siouxsie & The Banshees – Arabian Knights (135)
9. Pinball Wizard – The Who (127)
10. La Femme Fetal – Digable Planets (120)

First song that comes up on Shuffle:
Search
"sex", how many songs come up? 5
"death", how many songs come up? 4
"love", how many songs come up? 38
"you", how many songs come up? 83
"me", how many songs come up? 224

New Years

2006-01-01T10:56:24Z

Hey.

So I've decided to start (and try to keep up with) updating this thing for the new year because I need a resolution.

Sara's party was beast. Everyone who didn't go, sucked. I mean COME ON. We made a "2006!" with our bodies and took a picture. Plus we went through many a bottle of "sparking cider" (Why don't they trust kids with alchohol?), thanks to Amy's sixpack in the basement (random?).

But I'm tired and have backdated this thing to exactly midnight so it's super-cool and such. But now for sleep. I'll keep up my resolution later.

(So many new gadgets on eljay, oh my.)

School.

2005-08-24T04:31:30Z

Furthermore, I have my schedule.

Band - Fore
Chem - Starkey
Govt - Davis
English - Matthews
PE - Burke
French - Bachman
Algebra 2 - Burkett

You know the drill. Comment for such reasons.

So I've been having dreams with two recurring characters that seem to be two 20-year old cousins that end up trying to kill me in my own house, or I team up with one of them to kill the other because they're trying to kill me? It's quite odd. As well, my lava lamp is sub-par and will not "lava" it up.

Sweet.

2005-08-02T23:51:36Z

*squeals*

cool. so now i have an ipod. this is quite most excellent.

jamie can pay me back with itunes money!

now on to frozen custard.

Fantalaska.

2005-08-02T16:19:57Z

Righto. For everyone who asked for a postcard, I was not allowed off campus so I could not aquire any.

That out of the way it was freaking awesome. I made movies. Professional-style. And Alaska has some pretty hot muffins, if you know what I mean. But you probably don't, both are inside jokes.

You can all watch the movies I made when I have my birfday party (which should be in the next year or so).

I am really tireder (I know it's not a word) than I thought. I'll finish later.

baked alaska.

2005-07-13T05:26:21Z

so i'm off to the frozen former russian north-west largest state. again. for three-or-so-weeks. i think.

who wants a postcard (covered in ice?)

seriously. leave your addresses. i'll screen posts for internet child-stalkers not to come to your houses in the night.

well i'm bringing about 30 CD's since i'm too poor for an ipod.

or even a fully-funcioning CD player.

a walkman is about as far as i get my money's worth for.

and now my cd case is basically ripping at the seams.

well i have a flight to catch so au revior.

EDIT: well my computer is being a royal DOUCHE so email me your addresses.

spazmuffin@gmail.com

fin. (for real)

cheezpuffs @ 2005-07-06T23:33:00

2005-07-07T03:41:29Z

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cheezpuffs @ 2005-07-06T22:20:00

2005-07-07T02:28:26Z

HEY BITCHES N HOS. What up niggaz?

im hangin in my hood wid me biotches and me homies.. ima bang dat shit.

(shit=EVAN FUCKING DEMICK)

<33333 PEACE OUT SLUTS

Pictures

2005-07-04T22:32:54Z

One: The Fourth of July Will Be Much Fun.

The Black Tube in the Second Picture is my homemade Firework(s).

Two: My Dad Got Me A New Guitar From The London Hard Rock Café.

Three: And Two Pictures From London.

cheezpuffs @ 2005-07-03T01:32:00

2005-07-03T05:41:53Z

1. Pick 10 movies that ~~mean a lot to you~~ (found caps for) and choose one cap from each movie
2. Post those caps in your LJ and ~~screen all comments~~. Just don't look.
3. YOUR FRIENDS HAVE TO GUESS WHICH MOVIES YOU CHOSE!
4. No looking at my user info or cheating in any other way.
5. You don't have to comment with all the titles.

You'll never get this.

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

Not even Simone (who I snagged it from.)

Speaking of snagging, I got the caps from cap_it

Hello Again

2005-06-23T00:11:13Z

Well I haven't updated in FOREVER.

Recap:

Finals suck.

and I got a hair cut.

You know it's sexy.

other than that, i can't really remember this week or last or the one before.

just took a lot of tests which i did allright on.

The Day in Retrospect

2005-05-15T05:57:49Z

Today I woke up in the basement in a chair with a pain in my neck. I then proceeded to make an omeleté. After which I went to Kristen’s to “study” avec Litton and Amy. We watched “America’s Top Model” and I laughed at them because they all sucked. Who the hell wants to wash their car in the rain with basically a scarf balanced on their chest?

Anyways, afterwards Litton and I went to a Nationals game. We were chilling with these people in the row behind us. I think the guy’s name was Milo. Anyways they were cool. Hilarity ensued.

“I would get up but someone spilled beer on my crotch!”

“Number 4’s a sucky monkey!”

“Stupid pitcher!”

“Hey shortcake pitch the freaking ball!”

“DuBOOOOOOOOOOOOO.”

I guess you had to be there. Which you weren’t. Sucks for you then, eh?

Le Sickly

2005-05-14T03:32:13Z

I was sick. Therefore the midnight post was delayed a few days. Although you can't touch this icon. Unless you're Litton. Then you can touch it. Because it's yours.

I now departé.

Insomniac.

2005-05-11T05:08:54Z

Icon:

For Arvand.

Done.

Sleep.

The demise of the cockatrice.

2005-05-10T02:28:34Z

So we are making tacos. I open the bag of lettuce. The cutting board explodes. It gets in my taco. AND we have no cutting board. Therefore I cannot but toes of toma. That means no Omeletes, Tacos, or BLT's. Saddening, eh?

On now to icons:

The first one is for Arvand. Surreal as wished m'lady.

Sorry tis a tad bit 'fore midnight, but I have some homework to do.

Au revior.

slacker.

2005-05-09T06:34:56Z

Well then my friends. I was actually busy recording meself on the guitar onto the computer so I only had time for a couple icons.

Voila.

I know they aren't that good. But come on. It's 2:34. Cut me some slack.

However, Today I went into D.C. and saw some Ed Ruscha and Toulouse Latrec. I thought it was amazing. Now I have many icon ideas. *Score* I got a poster of the fourth icon. It is pretty damn COOL.

(Number 1 is for Nahomes)

Sha-zam.

2005-05-08T03:28:30Z

Ahem:

Fin.

cheezpuffs @ 2005-05-06T23:55:00

2005-05-07T03:56:39Z

New Default Icon:

Binging.

2005-05-07T03:47:33Z

Word.

2005-05-05T23:14:30Z

Anyways: I forgot to load last night's icons.

Bonsoir.

Icoinés.

2005-05-04T01:43:31Z

SO. Cheyenne was giving me random words for these:

Fin.

It's an addiction.

2005-05-03T02:50:16Z

and a banner

iShake

2005-05-02T06:51:15Z

With the help of Jaclyn Ann Benton:

iShake:

NOW FOR SLEEP.